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Do you watch gossip TV or red carpet events, screaming at the television because all those fancy-shmancy celebrity types are stealing your fashion? Or do you have an ex-best “friend” who’s suddenly started showing up at all your favorite vintage shops, ripping off your look?

You’re not alone. Nicolle O’Neill, a narcissistic psycho California-based fashionista, thinks Paris Hilton has stolen her personal style — and is subsequently suing the heiress for some ridiculous sum of money. According to O’Neill, Hilton infringed upon her fashion “patens” (sic) — like the ingenious idea of publicly exposing her underwear, for instance — and has caused severe “emotional distress” in the process.

Finally! I’ve known Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Jake Gyllenhaal, and the rest of the snooty Hollywood types have been stealing my personal fashion for years. Thanks to Ms. O’Neill’s courageous legislation, maybe the rest of us can finally take a stand against this obvious injustice.

Or not.

Check out our Paris Hilton gallery: has she been stealing from you too?

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