† jessica simpson sure does love getting her lips injected with plumping filler! hollywood tuna

† who would you rather - michael phelps, jon hamm, leonardo dicaprio, or obama? LA rag mag

† tom cruise is celebrating keeping wife katie holmes under contract for two whole years! dlisted

† paris hilton was spotted getting cozy w/ her ex-boyfriend stavros niarchos webster’s is my bitch

† jennifer aniston & john mayer had themselves a romantic dinner by candlelight a socialite’s life

† plenty of pictures from last night’s los angeles premiere of ‘twilight’ in case you didn’t know

† britney spears is missing excitement & passion - she wants to be free of restraints! popsugar

† ashlee simpson really wants to have her baby and may induce labor! celebrity baby scoop

† angelina jolie got all choked up talking about her mom marcheline betrand yeeeah!

† i’m not digging this new picture of johnny depp as the mad hatter - he looks lame cele|bitchy

† dicktionary: a guide to the colorful lingo of dlisted’s hilarious michael k! the frisky

† take a look inside christina aguilera’s special box (not that box - guttermind!) i’m not obsessed

† heather locklear has been formally charged for her september DUI arrest celebrity smack

† scientology goons spooked amazon into dropping a book critical of the ‘church’ agent bedhead

† nicole kidman’s secret to wedded bliss: making sure she touches wood every day! candy kirby

† kim kardashian: how she looks before photoshop - and after (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† it’s scarlett johansson cleavage month! egotastic

† look out - it’s a cameltoe queen showdown! brooke hogan vs. ice-t’s wife coco cityrag

† all the ‘twilight’ hype was lost on me too but i think i need to see the movie amy grindhouse

† oh no! ‘days of our lives’ will soon say goodbye to ‘john’ and ‘marlena’ seriously? omg! wtf?

† what do you think of brad pitt’s new small moustache - love it or hate it? love b. scott

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