† i like jennifer aniston and all but i certainly don’t need a calendar devoted entirely to her yeeeah!

† heidi & spencer’s carefully orchestrated & timed ‘elopement’ makes me ill webster’s is my bitch

† once again amy winehouse is in the hospital - because of heavy drinking & drugging! cele|bitchy

† tom cruise actually looks hot on the cover of ‘details’ magazine thanks to photoshop! popsugar

† even britney spears has noticed how truly awful katie holmes’ sense of style is! celebslam

† yes she can! britney spears landed the cover of ‘rolling stone’ magazine again! ethan says

† alex rodriguez would rather spend thanksgiving with madonna than his kids a socialite’s life

† will paris hilton become a domestic diva and cook a turkey for her family? i’m not obsessed

† the early buzz on nicole kidman’s performance in ‘australia’ is not good! dlisted

† congrats to sexy rob pattinson - the latest inductee to the bedhead hall of shame! agent bedhead

† yikes! the dude who was gunned down at the scientology center was creepy looking! mollygood

† the case of karolina kurkova’s missing belly button has been solved! in case you didn’t know

† imagine having 200 orgasms in one day?!? this woman can - because she does! candy kirby

† joey fatone has hit an all-time career low - launching NYC public toilets! seriously? omg! wtf?

† kim kardashian is holding a charity auction on ebay (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† katie price (aka jordan) was talking about her hubby peter andre’s penis again… holy moly

† blake lively’s cleavage defies gravity! egotastic

† tom cruise admitted “there are things that i could have done better” celebrity baby scoop

† oh lordy - miley cyrus might be in the running to win an oscar for her song! amy grindhouse

† it looks like tila tequila is back to hanging around w/ gal pal courtenay semel celebrity smack

† actress kim cattrall went topless in the name of art at age 52! hot momma gossip

BONUS LINK fifteen of most shocking moments of 2008! (like prop 8 passing) the frisky