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It used to be that the musicians with the beat were the Go Gos. Now the beat is getting manly. The Hollywood Reporter has posted that there’s a new indie ’80s comedy on the way called We Got the Beat, and Robert Hoffman has just joined the cast. He’s been dancing his butt off in a bunch of films and most recently got to groove in the rain with Briana Evigan in Step Up 2.

Written and directed by John Artigo, the film follows “Brad, a high school football player who sets out to prove he’s more than just a jock by quitting the team and turning his heavy metal band into a pioneering boy band.” But that’s not who Hoffman is playing — he gets to be “Garth, the boy-toy and live-in lover of Brad’s mother.”

This sounds like one of those films that could be terribly bad, or terribly good. Here’s to hoping it’s all set to real ’80s music and is awesome. The indie begins filming this month.

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It used to be that the musicians with the beat were the Go Gos. Now the beat is getting manly. The Hollywood Reporter has posted that there’s a new indie ’80s comedy on the way called We Got the Beat, and Robert Hoffman has just joined the cast. He’s been dancing his butt off in a bunch of films and most recently got to groove in the rain with Briana Evigan in Step Up 2.

Written and directed by John Artigo, the film follows “Brad, a high school football player who sets out to prove he’s more than just a jock by quitting the team and turning his heavy metal band into a pioneering boy band.” But that’s not who Hoffman is playing — he gets to be “Garth, the boy-toy and live-in lover of Brad’s mother.”

This sounds like one of those films that could be terribly bad, or terribly good. Here’s to hoping it’s all set to real ’80s music and is awesome. The indie begins filming this month.

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Top Cow is on a roll! I never actually thought a week would come in which I would have two stories about that publishing company — but here it is. Who thought sexy, weapon wielding chicks were such a draw for the movie business? Not I! (Yes, that’s sarcasm.)

The latest book to be optioned is Magdalena. It’s rather similar to Witchblade except with a much more distinguished lineage. The Magdalena is descended from Sarah, the daughter of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene. She’s the supernatural defender of the Catholic Church, and can look into the human heart to show people the error of their ways. And because no heroine is complete without a weapon, she wields the Spear of Destiny (the spear which pierced the side of Jesus at the Crucifixion) against the forces of evil. Luckily, nothing in the Magdalena’s Catholic contract stipulates that she dress conservatively, so she’s allowed to wear the crop tops of a Top Cow heroine.

And according to The Hollywood Reporter, it’s already further along in production than Witchblade. No director has been set, but the leads have been cast. Jenna Dewan is currently in talks to play Patience, the spear-wielding holy heroine. (There’s been a few, it looks like they’re going with the most recent incarnation.) Luke Goss is set to play Kristof, an agent sent by the secret organization that protects the lineage. In the comic, these are cardinals, but somehow I bet Kristof won’t be one because that would require way too much chastity — and the stars are way too hot. Both actors are going to be at Top Cow’s panel at ComicCon this weekend. If you’re going, you can ask them all sorts of pressing Magdalena movie questions.

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Top Cow is on a roll! I never actually thought a week would come in which I would have two stories about that publishing company — but here it is. Who thought sexy, weapon wielding chicks were such a draw for the movie business? Not I! (Yes, that’s sarcasm.)

The latest book to be optioned is Magdalena. It’s rather similar to Witchblade except with a much more distinguished lineage. The Magdalena is descended from Sarah, the daughter of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene. She’s the supernatural defender of the Catholic Church, and can look into the human heart to show people the error of their ways. And because no heroine is complete without a weapon, she wields the Spear of Destiny (the spear which pierced the side of Jesus at the Crucifixion) against the forces of evil. Luckily, nothing in the Magdalena’s Catholic contract stipulates that she dress conservatively, so she’s allowed to wear the crop tops of a Top Cow heroine.

And according to The Hollywood Reporter, it’s already further along in production than Witchblade. No director has been set, but the leads have been cast. Jenna Dewan is currently in talks to play Patience, the spear-wielding holy heroine. (There’s been a few, it looks like they’re going with the most recent incarnation.) Luke Goss is set to play Kristof, an agent sent by the secret organization that protects the lineage. In the comic, these are cardinals, but somehow I bet Kristof won’t be one because that would require way too much chastity — and the stars are way too hot. Both actors are going to be at Top Cow’s panel at ComicCon this weekend. If you’re going, you can ask them all sorts of pressing Magdalena movie questions.

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It was a bummer to learn that Franka Potente was backing out of Pope Joan back in May, but it looks like she’s found herself another weighty gig to add to her plate. Variety reports that she has signed on to star in a new German drama called Flucht aus Tibet, otherwise known as Escape from Tibet. The film, which is based on a true story, will be the big-screen debut for writer and director Maria Blumencron.

Heading out of Che Guevara territory, Potente is moving over to Tibet to play Judy Cronenberg. The woman was a press photographer who led “a group of refugee Tibetan children over the Himalayas to safety nine years ago.” There’s nothing more being said about the story, which seems to be surprisingly free from the Internet (anyone know the details?), but it is a big German project. The film has received FFF Bayern’s largest film funding — $1.1 million.

It should be a little bit of time before we get to see Tibet, but in the meantime, of course, we can watch her play Tania in Steven Soderbergh’s The Argentine and Guerilla.

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We’ve already got The Promotion, but just in case you were itching for more man-on-man office wars, a whole new battling duo is on the way. The Hollywood Reporter posts that Michael Vartan and David Cross are going to play “bitter tire store rivals” in a new comedy called Demoted, that American Pie 2 helmer J.B. Rogers will direct from actor and writer Dan Callahan’s screenplay.

In a step down from his character’s success on Big Shots, Vartan will play a guy named “Rodney McAdams, a hotshot Treadline Tires sales associate who delights in tormenting his less-than-cool colleague, Ken (Cross).” But wait — before you think Cross is being relegated to another role where he just gets tormented and takes it, or has a fear of nudity, read on: “When their boss suddenly dies, Ken is promoted and assigns Rodney to a secretarial job as payback, giving the male chauvinist a taste of his own medicine.” You just don’t cross the Cross!

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We know that Val Kilmer is talented, whether it’s morphing into icons like John Holmes or Jim Morrison, or voicing KITT, or being Bruce Wayne. But these days, Kilmer is all about the inspiration. There was talk recently of a collaboration with 50 Cent on some music, and now the actor has told MTV that he’s the man behind Dr. Evil’s Mini-Me — not quite the news you’d expect to hear.

He explains: “[I was] the genesis of Mini-Me… [On] Island of Dr. Moreau, I told Marlon Brando my plan to save my performance just in case there was a giant hole in the second half. I was going to strap the little man to my chest. And, you know, you can’t get around that visual. And then he [Brando] STOLE my little man!” So then he sees Vern Troyer on the big screen as Mini-Me, and “I asked Mike Myers about it myself. He said, ‘absolutely.’” (That it came from the movie.)

So there you have it, folks. Val Kilmer is the reason that we now have Vern Troyer.

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Yesterday, we learned that At the Movies was changing in a big way. Richard Roeper had decided to leave the show to pursue a new reviewing program, while Roger Ebert sent out a statement saying that he was out as well, that other projects were in the works, and that Disney was taking the show in a new direction.

Banking on the buzz whipped up by both of their exits, Variety reports that Disney has announced Roeper and Ebert’s replacements — the much younger Ben Lyons and Ben Mankiewicz. If you happen to follow any other on-screen critics, Lyons (on the right) has been a big part of E!, while also popping up in shows like MSNBC at the Movies and Access Hollywood, while Mankiewicz has been the host for Turner Classic Movies, and has an alt pop culture show on Sirius called “The Young Turks.”

Of course, new, young blood also means an update to the format, and Disney says that the show will get a new look and new segments when the new incarnation kicks off on September 6. These changes will include a “Critics Round-Up” that will have the two Bens discussing films with other critics via satellite. I dig the simplicity of the past, so hopefully this whole deal won’t get too flashy.

What say you, Cinematical readers? Can Ben and Ben fill the big shoes left by Siskel, Ebert, and Roeper, and do you want to see At the Movies get updated?

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We have the Stifler, but I never thought we’d get the Wiffler.

Variety reports that we’re about to get a new mockumentary about the epic, skill-testing sport. It’s not coming to us from the mocku-God Christopher Guest, but rather Garden Party co-star Ross Patterson. He wrote The Wiffler: The Ted Whitfield Story, which Tommy Reid is currently directing in California. This will be his second feature after 7-10 Split, which starred Patterson and also featured the likes of Tara Reid, Ray Wise, Vinnie Jones, Robyn Lively, Rachel Hunter, and a ton of other left-of-A-List celebs.

Set during the Major League Baseball strike in 1994, the film will focus on “a nation turning its eyes to wiffleball and attempts to break the homerun record.” It’s strange enough that it could work, although it will definitely depend on the cast, which also features Joey Kern, Alana Ubach, Christine Lakin, Nick Thune, Richard Gant, Richard Riele, and Chris Tarantino.

Hey, we got ping pong and dodgeball, why not wiffleball? But what’s next? Kickball?

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We have the Stifler, but I never thought we’d get the Wiffler.

Variety reports that we’re about to get a new mockumentary about the epic, skill-testing sport. It’s not coming to us from the mocku-God Christopher Guest, but rather Garden Party co-star Ross Patterson. He wrote The Wiffler: The Ted Whitfield Story, which Tommy Reid is currently directing in California. This will be his second feature after 7-10 Split, which starred Patterson and also featured the likes of Tara Reid, Ray Wise, Vinnie Jones, Robyn Lively, Rachel Hunter, and a ton of other left-of-A-List celebs.

Set during the Major League Baseball strike in 1994, the film will focus on “a nation turning its eyes to wiffleball and attempts to break the homerun record.” It’s strange enough that it could work, although it will definitely depend on the cast, which also features Joey Kern, Alana Ubach, Christine Lakin, Nick Thune, Richard Gant, Richard Riele, and Chris Tarantino.

Hey, we got ping pong and dodgeball, why not wiffleball? But what’s next? Kickball?

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