Twilight actor Kellan Lutz shows off some super sexy abs (and his Calvin Klein undies) as he grabs a few things from his car while hanging out at his place in Studio City, CA on September 1st, 2010.

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Alright, so the latest batch of D-list losers (and Margaret Cho; Seriously how’d she get mixed in with those nobodies?!) has been announced for Dancing With The Washed-Up Has-Beens No One Cares About, and Joan Rivers is none too pleased that they went with that Carol Brady bitch over her. I mean whoop-dee-fucking-doo, she raised six kids on a show with a live-in nanny. Here’s a freakin’ medal.

The new cast was revealed on Monday and Joan says they never even gave her a shot. She whined: “They’ve never asked me so they can go f**k themselves! I certainly fall into their old lady category.” Rivers won Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice in May 2009. Why would she want to join DWTS? Rivers said, “I would do it for the exercise. Making yourself dance everyday for 6 hours a day I think would be so great.” SOURCE

Okay, seriously here? She already won Celebrity Apprentice, she has her own documentary … does she really need to be on some half-assed dancing competition competing against some backwoods Barbie whose claim to fame is talking about how hard it is being a single teenage mom despite earning massive amounts of cash off the situation? Didn’t think so.

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Because you totally knew this one was coming from, like a goddamn mile away, Lindsay Lohan is once again pissed at Michael Lohan, this time for … *Shakes Magic 8-Ball* … selling her personal property! Hey, in the grand scheme of things, this is still probably only the fourth or fifth douchebaggiest thing he’s done this month. Just take that into consideration.

In the letter — sent by Lindsay Lohan’s attorney Shawn Chapman Holley to Michael Lohan’s rep Lisa Bloom — the Mean Girls star accuses her dad of attempting to sell excerpts of the hand-written diary. The legal letter, dated the day before Lindsay was released from court-ordered rehab, says she had no idea her father had the diary and she did not give him permission to sell or distribute it. According to Chapman Holley, Michael’s grab for cash is “shameful” and Lindsay is “appalled” at his move. SOURCE

Before you start throwing stones, you might want to take a look at Michael Lohan’s agenda for pretty much any given day.

9:00 Wake up next to the famewhore I banged last night who looks exactly like my daughter.

10:30 Breakfast, followed by beating my brother with a shoe.

12:00 Go shopping for Mesh shirts, sell one of my kids into slavery. Where’s Ali…

2:00 Make today’s coke money by selling Lindsay’s stuff.

4:00 Build my own rehab Visit coke Dealer.

5:30 Kick a vagina.

6:00 Yell at Dina Lohan for being a bad parent.

6:05 Yell at a kettle for being black.

11:30 Crash car into a tree in coke-fueled bender.

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It was a mix of old and new at last night’s Emmy Awards in Los Angeles. Mad Men once again took the honors for ‘Outstanding Drama’, but freshman series Modern Family persevered over the buzz-worthy Glee and veteran 30 Rock to win ‘Outstanding Comedy’. The night was filled with fresh faces on the podium: Jim Parsons nabbed a statue for The Big Bang Theory, thus delighting fans across the Internet, no doubt, and Archie Punjabi entered the winner’s circle for The Good Wife. Joining them in the newcomer category were Jane Lynch, Eric Stonestreet, and Aaron Paul who won for Glee, Modern Family, and Breaking Bad respectively.



Edie Falco, hardly a stranger to the Emmys, earned her first Emmy in comedy for Nurse Jackie while Bryan Cranston won his third straight award for Breaking Bad. Meanwhile, in perhaps the most intriguing category of all, The Daily Show took home its eighth Emmy for ‘Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Series’, thus robbing Conan O’Brien of one last F-U to NBC by winning the award for his short-lived Tonight Show stint. Also robbed: SNL, whose Betty White hosted episode proved to be one the top highlights of the 2009-10 television season.



Overall, the telecast was surprisingly strong. Jimmy Fallon stuck with what he knows best: parody. He didn’t attempt standup. Instead, he gave us an inspired opening number that many on Twitter hailed as the best Emmy intro ever (it featured the likes of Jon Hamm, Tina Fey, Betty White, Joel McHale, and various Glee cast members assembling into an a glee team). The ceremony moved at a brisk pace … that is, until it reached the dreaded Mini-series and TV Movie segment. At that point, the show hit the skids, and the energy dropped as we slogged through what felt like ten hours of accolades to Jack Kevorkian and Temple Grandin. The Reality TV portion of the night, however, was delegated to a mere singular category where Top Chef finally unseated The Amazing Race to win top honors.

Admittedly, it’s a tricky position for the show’s producers. The mini-series brings in the starpower (after all, what organizer is going to send Tom Hanks and Al Pacino to the JV “Shmemmies,” as Kathy Griffin calls them). On the other hand, the amount of viewers who watch reality TV versus that latest ornate PBS mini-series is gargantuan. Here’s to hoping future ceremonies find a better balance.

† JERSEY SHORE PHOTOCAP: Letter Signed, Sealed, Delivered.

† BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Ragan’s Balls Fly All Over The Place

† RACHEL ZOE PHOTOCAP: It’s A White Moment-saster!

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It’s only been about two weeks since they were first seen together, but it looks like Snooki’s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, has already proposed … on the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine … shirtless! Ummm, woohoo? Now, I’m not saying that it’s because he thinks she’s a leprechaun and that sticking your penis in one of those things will earn you a pot o’ gold, but - oh, wait, yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying!

“I want us to be together forever,” Jeff reportedly tells the magazine. “I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She’s so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She’ll be a great mother.”

[…] “I will never break her heart,” he says. “She’s such a great girl. If people could see us together they would think we’re a match made in heaven. People think I’m using her for fame. But that’s bullsh*t.” SOURCE

Once again, it’s time for the patented Popbytes Bullshit-To-Actual-Human-Speak Translator. Gimme a sec, I just have to set this on ‘Guido Famewhore’ …

“I want us to be together until the Jersey Shore royalties dry up; then imma find me a some new leprechaun hooch. I could see us having children; how else can I squeeze child support out of her when we divorce? I will never break her heart. Seriously, I can’t. It’s wrapped in a protective cocoon of fat, silicone and Ed Hardy. People think I’m using her for fame. Well a d’uhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

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Proving once and for all that Paris Hilton is literally a weapon of biological warfare, the queen of the celebutards was arrested for cocaine possession over the weekend after police got a whiff of her vapor trail. Seriously. You can literally smell the skank on her. Keep that in mind next time you see her nasty-ass perfume in the bargain bin at K-Mart.

Paris Hilton’s latest run-in with the law began when a motorcycle officer got a whiff of suspicious smoke emanating from a Cadillac on the Las Vegas Strip. Suspecting the odor was marijuana, the officer stopped the car at 11:22 p.m. Friday and during a check police say a bag of cocaine fell out of the 29-year-old socialite’s purse. The officer “followed the vapor trail and the odor of marijuana to the Escalade,” police Sgt. John Sheahan said. SOURCE

Sometimes it’s just too easy. I like to think of this as one of those old-time Yogi Bear cartoons where the officer just sort of floats over to her car on a trail of odor that smells like weed and sluts. Although just to err on the side of safety here, we should probably just stick her in solitary confinement. Then fill her cell with quick-dry cement. Once again, this is entirely for the safety of the environment. There’s no telling what kind of damage that amount of skankitude could wreck!

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It’s only been about two weeks since they were first seen together, but it looks like Snooki’s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, has already proposed … on the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine … shirtless! Ummm, woohoo? Now, I’m not saying that it’s because he thinks she’s a leprechaun and that sticking your penis in one of those things will earn you a pot o’ gold, but - oh, wait, yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying!

“I want us to be together forever,” Jeff reportedly tells the magazine. “I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She’s so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She’ll be a great mother.”

[…] “I will never break her heart,” he says. “She’s such a great girl. If people could see us together they would think we’re a match made in heaven. People think I’m using her for fame. But that’s bullsh*t.” SOURCE

Once again, it’s time for the patented Popbytes Bullshit-To-Actual-Human-Speak Translator. Gimme a sec, I just have to set this on ‘Guido Famewhore’ …

“I want us to be together until the Jersey Shore royalties dry up; then imma find me a some new leprechaun hooch. I could see us having children; how else can I squeeze child support out of her when we divorce? I will never break her heart. Seriously, I can’t. It’s wrapped in a protective cocoon of fat, silicone and Ed Hardy. People think I’m using her for fame. Well a d’uhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

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